Read by Kieran Knowles
"Happy for all her maternal feelings was the day on which Mrs. Bennet got rid of her two most deserving daughters. With what delighted pride she afterwards visited Mrs. Bingley, and talked of Mrs. Darcy, may be guessed. Pemberley was now Georgiana's home; and Georgiana had the highest opinion in the world of Elizabeth; though at first she often listened with an astonishment bordering on alarm at her lively, sportive, manner of talking to her brother –"
Nah, sorry. I can't keep it up. “Lively and sportive”? Bleeding fishwife, more like.