Read by Adam Diggle
My hair feels thin. When I scratch my head, I tend to lift the existing hair, sparse as it is, and delicately score the itchy scalp with my fingernail. I hope in some way this will arrest the speed of hair loss.
I’m going bald. I’m going bald. My friends call me Aslan, which doesn’t really make sense. In pointing this out, I look bitter. Bitter and bald. What would I look like if I just shaved it all off? My name is Fred. Would my friends call me Right Said Fred? Deeply dippy about male pattern baldness.