Read by Robert Welling
Don't get me wrong, I knew the risks. We all did. Sure, like everyone else, I never thought it would be me – right up until the moment it was. And certainly not in such a goddamn dumb-ass Comedy of Terrors way.
If this is to be warts and all, I should admit that I wasn't originally a fan of the zombie genre. It’s hardly something that befits someone with a degree in English Literature, even if it is only from community college. Financially, I could see the merits, but before me it was just a few poorly-lit, shakily-held, brutish and downright nasty Youtube clips. Not that mine aren't brutish and nasty when the story calls for it, which is often, but I'd be very disappointed if you thought they were poorly lit.