Liars' League

Liars' League 2nd Birthday - Biggest & Best!

Liars' League is coming up to its second birthday, and to celebrate we're having a big party event at Proud Galleries, The Stables Market, Camden Town, NW1 2AH on Tuesday April 21st. The theme of the evening is "Biggest & Best", and we will be reading the most popular stories from the last two years, chosen by you, the reading and listening public!

 

It starts at 7pm as usual, and tickets are £5 on the door this time (as befits such a magnificent venue) - but for that you get a free drink (if you get there before the bar tab runs out), an interval quiz with amazing prizes, PLUS free entry to The Playground - i.e. the rest of the fab things going on at Proud that night, which includes bands, burlesque, DJs and dancing ...

The chosen stories will be announced very soon, so watch this space ...

He Does Not Know by Liam Hogan

Read by Ben Crystal

He does not know, but He is the centre of the Universe.

Everything everyone else does, they do solely for the effect it has on Him.  This is their only purpose, whether they are aware of it or not.

Preacherwife by Helen Silverstein

Read by Daisy Whyte

She took the baby to bathe her. It was nearly six p.m. and Steve wasn’t home yet. A church council meeting. Always something. He would be late. The only fact that mattered. She put her hand on her belly, going still for a moment as the baby kicked. This one, the inside one, could take her breath away with his punches and kicks. A boy, she thinks – already looking for a playground.

Cooking with Chicken by David Gill

Read by Steve Wedd

Pete peeled and chopped the garlic, tossed it in with the frying chicken. A lot of garlic; he had come to understand that she liked it that way.

The kitchen was a stove on which two of the four burners worked, a fridge that was older than he was and a sink cluttered with days of dishes. As Pete stood station at the stove Julie moved around the appliances. She was not a girl to whom stillness often occurred. Small, fair-skinned, nose splashed with freckles, blonde hair cut short, she was dressed in knock-off DKNY jeans and a No Fool tee-shirt. The radio was playing Eric Clapton, Anything For Love.

The Man with the Musical Penis by Sumit Dam

Read by Martin Lamb

The man with the musical penis sat in the café, a newspaper folded over his lap as he absently stirred a cup of coffee that had long since grown cold. Even a casual observer would have been struck by the weariness evident in the slump of his shoulders. For he was tired: tired of his organ’s propensity to announce even its faintest stirrings with a note, a whistle or even, if the excitement proved more sustained, a flurry of drums.

Stories chosen for February's "His & Hers" event

Thanks to all the writers who submitted their work for the His & Hers event on Tuesday 10 February. Here are the stories we have chosen to be read ...

 

1. He Does Not Know by Liam Hogan

 

2. Preacherwife by Helen Silverstein

 

3. Cooking with Chicken by David Gill

 

4. Monsieur Fromage by Rosalind Stopps

 

5. The Man with the Musical Penis by Sumit Dam

 

Join us at the Wheatsheaf at 7pm next Tuesday for the first Liars' League of the year (we know you've missed us) when our Valentine's special will take you from the romantic to the ridiculous. See you there!